5 mic clips
1 full-size mic stand with boom arm
1 short mic stand with boom arm
6 10′ 1/4″ cables (two are DiMarzio, four are Monster Standard 100)
8 3′ 1/4″ cables (2 Monster Standard 100, 6 Monster Studiolink 500)
1 3′ female-to-male stereo RCA cable
1 3′ 1/8″ mini male to stereo RCA female cable
1 S/PDIF cable, RCA style
2 RCA-female-to-1/4″-male adapters
4 1/4″-female-to-RCA-male adapters

Awesome: Jesca Hoop

Water: Enough.

Game night: last Saturday

Standing up: Now.

Mown: Lawn.

XTC: “Sense Working Overtime”

Typos in above: 1

Video:

Upgrades: 2.6.2

Dogs: 2

Pay Grade: EX5

What’s going on, ass hats?  I’ve been listening to the Coconut Monkeyrocket.  Drives me crazy.  Caw!!!

Urinated: Appx. 10:45am

Pooped: Earlier. Forgot to note time.

Guitar: Strat currently in shop for repair; B-string popping out of nut. We’ll see how Hix Bros. handles the job.

iPod: Fifth generation 30GB white, on shuffle, currently playing “Losing a Friend,” The Cardigans.